Fact or Fiction statements?

This is a repost from a cool blogger Vernz.

I just want to share this (to laugh and to realize).
I think each statement can be applied to all MEN. Because they're all equal. hahahaha!!!

Actually, I wanted to have this title : Caution: ME(a)N A(ir)HEAD
But : Fact or Fiction statements? will be nice.

Read along (from 1-19), each statement is so true!!! Happy reading!

1. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany.
2. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers
3. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
4. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
5. If they put a man on the moon - why can't they put them all there?
6. Tell him you are not his type - you have a pulse.
7. Never let your man's mind wander - it is too little to be let out alone.
8. Go for younger men - you might as well, they never mature anyway.
9. Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
11. Women don't make fool of men - most of them are the Do It Yourself types.
12. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that they are too old for it.
13. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
14. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
15. A man's idea of serious commitment is usually 'oh alright, I'll stay the night.'
16. Sadly, all men are created equal.
17. Remember that a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
18. The main point of having a boyfriend is so that he can one day graduate to the exalted status of 'former boyfriend.'
19. There are lots of words to describe men - strong, caring, loving - they'd be wrong but you can still use them.


As for me (single), it's # 9 and 19. Even if my man drives me crazy (sometimes) , I still love him . I should be ready with # 13! hahaha!